I love him

I called Jeff:

Jeff: Hey, beautiful! What a surprise!

Me: I bought two new bras.

Jeff: Nice, can I see them?

Me: In 4 months and whatever days!

Jeff: Ah, man.

Me: I also got a corset for my wedding dress.

Jeff: Is that the thing that goes on your head?

Me: (laughs) Uh, no. That is a veil. I love that you don't know these things.

Jeff: I am an innocent man.

Me: A corset is something that goes under my dress to smooth out the back fat and give me womanly curves.

Jeff: You're hot no matter what.

I love him!